Sunday, March 1, 2009

How To Have A One Night Stand Celebrity Style

By DJ Harmon

When it comes to having a good time, a celebrity lays the blueprint! When they party, you can be sure of what to expect. They do the drugs, liquor and they always hook up with each other! This is a healthy mix for a bunch of one night stands. Nobody knows how to have a one night stand like a celebrity!

We don't always get to hear about it when celebrities hook up to get one night stands. At times, we do get privy to this information as it is leaked into the media. Those other times, the word comes out to us and they try to pretend that it's the beginning of a real relationship. Liars! Not many will fess up and admit to having a real one night stand, although we all know the real deal!

The only real celebrity that I can think of to really come clean about the subject of one night stands is Jessica Alba. It is quite surprising to hear, but she is actually human! Who would have thought that, right? Just because she's a star doesn't mean that she doesn't like to hook up and get busy! Jessica, unlike most women will admit that she wants to get one night stands. I like that!

Jessica said in the ever popular Cosmopolitan magazine that "I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people. I don't think a girl's a slut if she enjoys sex. I could have a one-night stand, and I'm the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, 'Do you really have to be here?' I don't need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don't try to make it more." I don't know about you, but that's the kinda chick that I like!

Most celebrities that really know how to have a one night stand will keep it from going public. The one that stands out in my mind of those that have is between Britney Spears and Fred Durst. It all went down back in 2003. Who knows if it really happened, but if you listen to Fred, it was quite hot and heavy!

Britney denied the heck out of ever hooking up with Fred. I'm not sure if it was her publicist or family that didn't want to damage her public perception by acknowledging that she'd hooked up with the 'Limp Bizkit'. Fred said that after she developed the crush she had on him, she invited him back to her place and it all went down! Britney says it's all false. Who do you believe? My money is on Fred. I bet he knows how to get one night stands.

After she'd went through the 'Durst Experience,' Britney had plenty of hook ups to come her way. In addition to getting down with some photo guy named Adnan Ghalib, Britney has had various one night rubs with magician Criss Angel, some college student named Matt Encinias, producer J.R. Rotem and Benji Madden. I wonder why I was absent when she was handing out free hook up cards like that!

The one dude who beautiful Britney has yet to hook up with (I think), is the super Hollywood player of the moment Brody Jenner. Brody is a dude that knows good and well how to have a one night stand like the celeb he is! I can't think of another thing this guy is known for really. Sad but true! Well, maybe not so sad when you think about it!

Every time we hear about him, he's being attached to some hot chick that he's having a hook up session with. Let's run through a quick list: Lauren Conrad, that Cheetah Girls chick Adrienne Bailon, Kristen Cavallari, Nicole Richie, Jayde Nicole and so on. These are just the few chicks that we know about! Did I forget to say that Jayde was Playmate of the Year? - 15634

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