Thursday, January 29, 2009

Don't Be a Fool: Desktops Rule

By James Gilbert Pynn

For anyone who missed the computer revolution of the 1980s, allow me to recap some vital, geeky definitions and information. The desktop computer is a personal computer (PC, get it?) that fits on top of your rickety desk at home, unless your desk is too small, in which case its called a tabletop computer. Still with me? Good. Now, desktop computers can come in a range of shapes and sizes, from large vertical towers to small cases that fit behind the monitor to balloon animal desk mounts.

You can gaze into the ever colorful mind of the computer by means of the monitor, which lets you see what the computer is thinking. You can give this desktop a command by means of a keyboard (think typewriter) and a mouse (not the furry kind). Fancy people, or people whom fancy music, have been known to plug speakers into the desktop computer. Ah, the sweet sounds of the Chariots of Fire soundtrack.

Now, breaking from the PC desktop, I would like to make brief mention of those kooks at Apple Computers. They are, and have been for some time, fond of the all-in-one computer. This means the tower or case is built into the monitor. This, of course, saves space (lots of it) and makes for a nice, clean contraption. Theyre meant to be more potable, but who in their right mid would carry an all-in-one desktop to the caf to check on the Cowboys game? Ok, some Cowboys fans might.

In the never-ending ping-pong match between desktops and laptops, you must remember that desktops are easier to maintain and cheaper to repair. Snap! Laptops, on the other hand, are highly portable (duh). Double snap! But, desktop upgrades are easy to manage as all you have to do is slide off the cover, snap in your new piece of hardware, and off you go. Laptops, meanwhile, are highly portable. Bored snap. Desktops enjoy no power concerns " as long as theyre plugged in, youre good to go. Laptops suffer from chronic power shortages and indeed, as long as you keep them plugged in, theyre good to go.

The desktop rules, that much I've made clear. It's only drawback? You cant take it anywhere. So what, you say? Good point. Desktop computers enjoy the lions share of power, memory, speed, and popularity (though many hipsters on the coast would disagree). A desktop is always poised to deliver years of service " especially if you piecemeal its upgrades. As Mr. T used to admonish me back in grade school, Dont be a fool, stick with your desktop computer, fool. Wiser words were never uttered, Mr. T. Thanks! - 15634

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